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Dirty Little Secret: “Do I Look Fat in This?” — The Question That Stumps Every Man
“Do I look fat in this?”
It’s the question that sends shivers down the spine of every man—and sparks a hilarious, brutally honest conversation on this episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning.In today’s edition of Dirty Little Secret, a caller drops a truth bomb that doubles as a PSA for women everywhere: Stop asking your man if you look fat in that outfit—because he’s never going to tell you the truth. What follows is a laugh-out-loud, real-talk roundtable with Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh, as they unpack the emotional landmines of fashion, body image, and relationship honesty.
The anonymous caller isn’t just sharing a secret—he’s offering a window into the everyday dilemmas couples face. His candid honesty and comedic timing make this one of the most relatable Dirty Little Secrets yet.
This episode is a masterclass in navigating tricky relationship questions with humor, empathy, and just enough sarcasm. Whether you’ve asked the question or been on the receiving end, you’ll find yourself nodding, laughing, and maybe even rethinking how you phrase things next time.
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It’s the question that sends shivers down the spine of every man—and sparks a hilarious, brutally honest conversation on this episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning.In today’s edition of Dirty Little Secret, a caller drops a truth bomb that doubles as a PSA for women everywhere: Stop asking your man if you look fat in that outfit—because he’s never going to tell you the truth. What follows is a laugh-out-loud, real-talk roundtable with Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh, as they unpack the emotional landmines of fashion, body image, and relationship honesty.
The anonymous caller isn’t just sharing a secret—he’s offering a window into the everyday dilemmas couples face. His candid honesty and comedic timing make this one of the most relatable Dirty Little Secrets yet.
This episode is a masterclass in navigating tricky relationship questions with humor, empathy, and just enough sarcasm. Whether you’ve asked the question or been on the receiving end, you’ll find yourself nodding, laughing, and maybe even rethinking how you phrase things next time.
If you loved this episode, subscribe to Billy The Kidd In The Morning, leave us a review, and share it with someone who’s asked—or answered—that dreaded question. You never know… you might just save a relationship.
Billy the Kidd in the Morning: “From Cute to Cringe: The Rise of the Homecoming Proposal Industrial Complex”
"Do ladies really use toilet seat covers to blot their faces? And what happens when a goose checks into a Fort Worth hotel room?"
In this hilariously unpredictable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, the crew dives into everything from bathroom hacks to fashion faux pas, viral news, and wild animal encounters. Kicking off with a quirky beauty tip involving toilet seat covers, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh spiral into a laugh-out-loud conversation about bathroom etiquette, leg day workouts, and the mysterious world of public restrooms in China—where ads now gatekeep your toilet paper.
But it’s not all laughs.
The team takes a somber moment to reflect on the tragic assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk and a school shooting in Colorado, discussing the emotional toll of viral violence and the importance of protecting your energy and your kids from desensitization.Then, things get weird—in the best way possible. From a goose wreaking havoc in a Fort Worth hotel to a one-legged pet goose named Goober, listeners call in with their most outrageous goose stories. And yes, someone once tried to photocopy their butt for a romantic gesture… and shattered the copier.In Candice Court, a listener seeks judgment on whether a man’s crossbody bag is a dealbreaker. Is it fashion-forward or just too feminine? The verdict might surprise you.
If you laughed, cried, or questioned your own fashion choices during this episode, don’t forget to:
Tag us with your own Dirty Little Secrets or goose encounters!
In this hilariously unpredictable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, the crew dives into everything from bathroom hacks to fashion faux pas, viral news, and wild animal encounters. Kicking off with a quirky beauty tip involving toilet seat covers, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh spiral into a laugh-out-loud conversation about bathroom etiquette, leg day workouts, and the mysterious world of public restrooms in China—where ads now gatekeep your toilet paper.
But it’s not all laughs.
The team takes a somber moment to reflect on the tragic assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk and a school shooting in Colorado, discussing the emotional toll of viral violence and the importance of protecting your energy and your kids from desensitization.Then, things get weird—in the best way possible. From a goose wreaking havoc in a Fort Worth hotel to a one-legged pet goose named Goober, listeners call in with their most outrageous goose stories. And yes, someone once tried to photocopy their butt for a romantic gesture… and shattered the copier.In Candice Court, a listener seeks judgment on whether a man’s crossbody bag is a dealbreaker. Is it fashion-forward or just too feminine? The verdict might surprise you.
If you laughed, cried, or questioned your own fashion choices during this episode, don’t forget to:
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Dirty Little Secret: What would you do if your partner confessed they once left someone at the altar?
In this emotionally charged episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, a listener drops a jaw-dropping Dirty Little Secret: she once left her ex-fiancé at the altar—just five days before the wedding.
Now happily engaged again, she’s torn between coming clean to her current fiancé or keeping the past buried.Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive deep into the emotional layers of this confession. Is it ever okay to withhold something like this from your partner?
Does your past define your future? And why does it feel so different when a woman does it versus a man?
The anonymous caller shares a deeply personal story of emotional conflict, family pressure, and the courage it took to walk away from a “perfect on paper” relationship. Her vulnerability sparks a powerful conversation about second chances, emotional growth, and the complexity of love.
If this episode made you think twice about love, honesty, or your own past, don’t keep it to yourself.
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Now happily engaged again, she’s torn between coming clean to her current fiancé or keeping the past buried.Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive deep into the emotional layers of this confession. Is it ever okay to withhold something like this from your partner?
Does your past define your future? And why does it feel so different when a woman does it versus a man?
The anonymous caller shares a deeply personal story of emotional conflict, family pressure, and the courage it took to walk away from a “perfect on paper” relationship. Her vulnerability sparks a powerful conversation about second chances, emotional growth, and the complexity of love.
If this episode made you think twice about love, honesty, or your own past, don’t keep it to yourself.
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Leave a review to tell us what you’d do in her shoes
Share this episode with someone who needs to hear itGot your own Dirty Little Secret?
Call us at 833-787-1029 — we’ll keep it anonymous, but we won’t hold back.
Billy the Kidd in the Morning: “Britney vs. Whitney: What’s the greatest pop song of the 1990s?
Have you ever been attacked by a goose in a Target parking lot?”
That’s how this chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning kicks off — and it only gets wilder from there.From Candice Lopez’s emotional support nail file going missing in the studio to Producer Pooh’s son’s football game (and a Crumbl cookie consolation), the crew dives into the quirks of everyday life with their signature blend of humor and heart.But the real drama unfolds in Candice Court, where a wedding guest is accused of “embarrassing the family” for discreetly eating grilled chicken and rice due to medical dietary restrictions. Was she wrong to bring her own food? The verdict might surprise you.
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That’s how this chaotic, hilarious, and surprisingly heartfelt episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning kicks off — and it only gets wilder from there.From Candice Lopez’s emotional support nail file going missing in the studio to Producer Pooh’s son’s football game (and a Crumbl cookie consolation), the crew dives into the quirks of everyday life with their signature blend of humor and heart.But the real drama unfolds in Candice Court, where a wedding guest is accused of “embarrassing the family” for discreetly eating grilled chicken and rice due to medical dietary restrictions. Was she wrong to bring her own food? The verdict might surprise you.
- Texas Top Stories: FIFA World Cup ticket chaos, Girl Scouts’ new cookie flavor, and Apple’s latest tech drops.
- Real or Fake News: Painted squirrels, tuna salad on planes, and eye-roll lawsuits.
- Hot Take of the Day: The greatest pop songs of the '90s — do you agree with Britney Spears at #1?
- Gangster Geese Epidemic: Listeners call in with their own terrifying goose encounters. Yes, it’s a thing.
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Dirty Little Secret: “Is It Just Lunch… or Micro-Cheating?”
“If your partner forbids you from eating out, but your friends secretly cover your lunch at a place like Rowdy Cowboy… is that just a white lie, or something deeper?”In this spicy edition of Dirty Little Secrets on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, a caller confesses to sneaking out weekly with his work buddies to a controversial lunch spot — despite his wife’s strict ban on dining out. The twist? It’s not just any restaurant… it’s the Rowdy Cowboy, a country-themed venue with a Twin Peaks-style vibe that his wife equates to a strip club.
If you’ve ever kept a “harmless” secret or debated what counts as cheating, this episode is for you.
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If you’ve ever kept a “harmless” secret or debated what counts as cheating, this episode is for you.
Subscribe to Billy The Kidd In The Morning on your favorite podcast platform, leave a review, and share this episode with someone who needs a laugh — or a reality check.
Billy the Kidd in the Morning: Cartoon Crush -animated obsessions. Is it weird… or just nostalgic??
In this wildly entertaining episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning on Mix 102.9, the crew dives into everything from spicy secrets to cartoon crushes — and yes, even pet custody battles. It’s Turn Up Tuesday, and things get hilariously real.
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- Dirty Little Secrets: A caller confesses to sneaking weekly lunches at Rowdy Cowboy, a Twin Peaks-style restaurant, despite his wife’s strict “no eating out” rule. Is it just a white lie… or micro-cheating?
- Candice Court: A man co-parenting a chocolate lab with his ex is still footing the bill — even after seeing the dog at a brewery with her new man. Candice delivers a verdict:
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Dirty Little Secret: "Would you marry someone if their last name made you sound like a punchline?"
In this laugh-out-loud edition of Dirty Little Secret, a newly engaged listener drops a bombshell: she loves her fiancé, adores the ring, and is thrilled about the proposal — but she absolutely refuses to take his last name. Why? Because it’s… Butts.
And her first name starts with a B.The crew dives into the hilarious and heartfelt dilemma, exploring everything from wedding day introductions (“Live on the main stage… Becky Butts!”) to the pressure of tradition and identity. Is it okay to reject a name for aesthetic reasons? What if it sounds like a cartoon character or worse — a joke?Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh offer their takes, share their own awkward name stories (including Coach Balls and Dick Butkus references), and help the caller brainstorm how to break the news to her very traditional fiancé.
Recently engaged and navigating the emotional minefield of name-changing expectations, this caller is torn between love and legacy. Her story is relatable, funny, and surprisingly deep — touching on identity, family, and the pressure to conform.
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And her first name starts with a B.The crew dives into the hilarious and heartfelt dilemma, exploring everything from wedding day introductions (“Live on the main stage… Becky Butts!”) to the pressure of tradition and identity. Is it okay to reject a name for aesthetic reasons? What if it sounds like a cartoon character or worse — a joke?Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh offer their takes, share their own awkward name stories (including Coach Balls and Dick Butkus references), and help the caller brainstorm how to break the news to her very traditional fiancé.
Recently engaged and navigating the emotional minefield of name-changing expectations, this caller is torn between love and legacy. Her story is relatable, funny, and surprisingly deep — touching on identity, family, and the pressure to conform.
Love this episode?
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Share this episode with a friend who’s planning a wedding or just needs a laugh.
Billy the Kidd in the Morning: “Ballgate: The Viral Moment That May Have Cost A Karen Her Job”
This morning on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, things get hilariously real as a newly engaged listener drops a Dirty Little Secret that has the whole team in stitches — she’s not sure she can stomach her fiancé’s last name: Butts. From alliterative nightmares to wedding playlist suggestions (“I Like Big Butts,” anyone?), this segment is a must-listen.Meanwhile, Candice Lopez goes full sports rage mode after getting trolled by Astros fans on Instagram.
Should she clap back or keep it classy? The team weighs in on sports fandom etiquette and the fine line between rivalry and rudeness.
Producer Pooh shares his disappointment over a missing Red Moon, and the crew dives into the weirdest medical trends — including glow-in-the-dark breast implants and gray hair reversal injections in China.
And don’t miss the State Fair of Texas food preview with Taylor from Big Tex! From crab arancini to Dubai chocolate funnel cake fries, the team samples the wildest and most delicious finalists from this year’s Big Tex Choice Awards.
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Should she clap back or keep it classy? The team weighs in on sports fandom etiquette and the fine line between rivalry and rudeness.
Producer Pooh shares his disappointment over a missing Red Moon, and the crew dives into the weirdest medical trends — including glow-in-the-dark breast implants and gray hair reversal injections in China.
And don’t miss the State Fair of Texas food preview with Taylor from Big Tex! From crab arancini to Dubai chocolate funnel cake fries, the team samples the wildest and most delicious finalists from this year’s Big Tex Choice Awards.
Subscribe to Billy The Kidd In The Morning on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts.
💬 Leave us a review — tell us your favorite fair food or weird last name story!
📢 Share this episode with a friend who needs a laugh or a reminder that their last name could be worse.
Dirty Little Secret: “Can you love something so much it becomes your secret identity?”
In this heartwarming and hilariously unexpected edition of Dirty Little Secret, Billy The Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh meet Tara—aka “Patty Plants”—whose apartment has transformed into a lush jungle thanks to her deep-rooted obsession with houseplants.
Tara opens up about her compulsion to rescue dying plants from nurseries, her emotional connection to greenery, and the quirky rituals she performs to help her leafy companions thrive—including whispering to them and curating playlists just for their growth. But there’s a twist: her new boyfriend has no idea about her botanical lifestyle, and she’s not sure how he’ll react when he finds out.
Tara, a passionate plant mom, shares how her love for plants goes beyond aesthetics—it's about nurturing life. Her story resonates with anyone who’s ever had a “weird” passion they’ve kept hidden, and reminds us that embracing our quirks is part of what makes us lovable.
Don’t forget to subscribe to Billy The Kidd In The Morning on the iHeartRadio app, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow plant lovers (or secret weirdos—we see you 👀). You never know who might be hiding a jungle in their living room.
Tara opens up about her compulsion to rescue dying plants from nurseries, her emotional connection to greenery, and the quirky rituals she performs to help her leafy companions thrive—including whispering to them and curating playlists just for their growth. But there’s a twist: her new boyfriend has no idea about her botanical lifestyle, and she’s not sure how he’ll react when he finds out.
Tara, a passionate plant mom, shares how her love for plants goes beyond aesthetics—it's about nurturing life. Her story resonates with anyone who’s ever had a “weird” passion they’ve kept hidden, and reminds us that embracing our quirks is part of what makes us lovable.
Don’t forget to subscribe to Billy The Kidd In The Morning on the iHeartRadio app, leave a review, and share this episode with your fellow plant lovers (or secret weirdos—we see you 👀). You never know who might be hiding a jungle in their living room.