“Zombie Squirrels, Stripper Secrets & Scrub Daddy Steve: A Wild Ride into Real Life”
Do you clean well enough—or are you just a Scrub Daddy Steve?” That’s the question that kicks off a hilariously honest edition of Billy The Kid In The Morning on Mix 102.9.In this jam-packed Friday episode, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive into everything from personal quirks (Candice forgot her earrings for the first time in years!) to heartfelt shoutouts to medical professionals after Billy’s mom undergoes a seven-hour heart procedure. The crew gets real about gratitude, chaos, and the little things that make life feel off—or just plain funny.

While there’s no formal guest, the episode features deeply personal stories from the hosts, including Billy’s reflections on his mom’s recovery and Producer Pooh’s hilarious tale of his sons using facial recognition to cash-app each other money.

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"What do you do when your biggest dream is the one thing you have to hide from the person you love most?"
In this emotionally charged and surprisingly hilarious episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, the team dives into a listener’s “Dirty Little Secret” that’s equal parts bold, heartbreaking, and inspiring. Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh welcome a caller who’s been secretly pursuing stand-up comedy—while telling his wife he’s traveling for work

a committed husband and aspiring comedian, shares his journey of sneaking away to open mics and comedy clubs while maintaining the illusion of business travel. His story is a raw look at the sacrifices and risks people take to chase their dreams—especially when those dreams aren’t supported at home.

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This episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning is packed with laughs, drama, and real talk. From allergy struggles and snack swaps to viral trends and emotional confessions, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh deliver a rollercoaster of relatable moments and jaw-dropping revelations.

• Billy’s allergy woes kick off the show, leading to a hilarious discussion about Trader Joe’s snacks and pineapple selection techniques.
• Candace shares a viral phrase her son picked up at school: “Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday.”

 Dirty Little Secret : The Stand-Up Husband

• A caller confesses he’s secretly pursuing stand-up comedy while pretending to travel for work.
• His wife doesn’t support his dream, so he hides it to avoid conflict.
• Memorable quote: “You’re cheating on her with comedy.”

Judge Candice: The Diaper Bag Dilemma

• A divorced dad complains his ex never packs a full diaper bag.
• The team discusses co-parenting etiquette and emotional boundaries.

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“Would you sell your late mother’s wedding ring to pay your bills?”

In this emotionally charged episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, a listener shares a deeply personal and controversial decision—selling her late mother’s cherished jewelry to stay afloat financially. As the only daughter in a family with two wealthy brothers, she opens up about the emotional weight of being the primary caregiver, the financial struggles she faces, and the guilt and fear of what her family might say when they find out.

Guest Insight: Our anonymous caller reveals the heartbreaking reality of being left behind—not just financially, but emotionally—by siblings who seem more concerned with their own lives than honoring their mother’s legacy. Her story is raw, relatable, and a powerful reminder of how grief and money can collide in unexpected ways.

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“Should wind chimes be banned from neighborhoods—or are they just misunderstood?”

In this wild and wonderfully unpredictable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, the crew dives into everything from radioactive shrimp warnings to a neighbor’s battle over obnoxiously loud wind chimes. Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh bring their signature humor and heart to a morning filled with hot takes, real talk, and a few secrets you won’t believe.

• Texas Top Stories: Radioactive shrimp recall, a police dog’s heat-related emergency, and the return of Trader Joe’s cult-favorite tote bags.
• Candice Court: A listener from Little Elm takes wind chime rage to the next level—should HOA get involved or is he just being a “Wind Chime Walter”?

This episode is a rollercoaster of relatable moments, hilarious banter, and emotional depth. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the drama, or the unexpected wisdom, Billy and the crew deliver a morning show that feels like catching up with your funniest, most honest friends.

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“Would you move cities and enroll in an expensive college just to be closer to your secret boyfriend?”

In this gripping episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, the team dives into a jaw-dropping “Dirty Little Secret” that has listeners buzzing. A 20-year-old college student from Houston confesses she convinced her parents to fund her education in Dallas—not just for academics, but to be near her 41-year-old boyfriend. The twist? Her parents have no idea he exists… and he’s old enough to be her dad.

 While anonymous, the caller’s story sheds light on the emotional complexities young women face when navigating relationships with older partners. Her vulnerability and honesty make this episode a must-listen for anyone who's ever kept a secret for love.

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In this wildly entertaining episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, the crew dives into everything from dating disasters to wedding etiquette, viral impersonators, and the quirks that make us human. From Producer Pooh’s unforgettable “earlobe incident” to a listener’s controversial wedding seating dilemma, this episode is packed with laughs, surprises, and real talk.

• Dirty Little Secret: A college student confesses she moved to Dallas under false pretenses—just to be near her 41-year-old boyfriend. Her parents have no idea, and she’s never even been to his house. Red flags or true love?
• Viral Madness: A Justin Bieber impersonator fools a Vegas nightclub and racks up a $10K bar tab. How did no one notice?
• Candice Court: Should single guests be forced to sit at a “singles-only” table at a wedding? Candice Lopez delivers her verdict with sass and empathy.

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"Is it ever truly innocent to meet up with an ex—especially when sparks still fly?"

In this emotionally charged episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, a listener calls in to share a secret that’s been weighing heavily on her heart. What starts as a casual confession quickly unfolds into a complex web of loyalty, temptation, and emotional honesty. Married for seven years and traveling for work, she unexpectedly reconnects with her college ex—now going through a divorce—over drinks during a business trip. Though nothing physical happened, the emotional impact was undeniable.The team—Billy, CandIce Lopez, and Producer Pooh—dive deep into the gray areas of relationships, asking tough questions:

• Can you ever truly be “just friends” with an ex?
• Is withholding information from your spouse the same as lying?
• And what do you do when old feelings resurface?

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In this emotionally charged and hilariously relatable episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning, the crew dives into everything from over-socializing burnout to unexpected DMs from college exes.
 CandIce Lopez opens up about her weekend exhaustion and the delicate balance of parenting, social life, and self-care. Meanwhile, Producer Pooh shares a chaotic co-parenting moment involving a fishing hook, a tea bag, and some painter’s tape—yes, really.But the real heat comes during the
Dirty Little Secret segment, where a listener confesses to meeting her ex while on a work trip. Nothing happened… but something could have. The team debates whether she should tell her husband, and listeners are left wondering: Is emotional honesty always the best policy?

 HIGHLIGHTS:

• Texas Top Stories: From Hurricane Erin’s explosive growth to TSA’s new facial recognition tech at DFW.
• CandIce Court: A showdown over shedding dogs in restaurants—who’s really in the wrong?

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